First:
A contribution to the profound revelation wordplay conceptual series...
Thanks to buddy Red for sending along and a hat tip to Larry Powers for his forward. (Always like to credit originality so if either of you guys knows where this started please let me know)

anyway....

                      New Virulent Virus Strain
 
Very important information has just been made public that I think is something you should all be aware of:
Gonorrhea Lectim

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease.
 
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ‘im.”
 
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.
 
Many victims contracted it in 2008 ….. but now most people after having been infected for the past 1-2 years are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is. It’s sad because it is so easily cured with a new procedure just coming on the market called Votemout!
 
You take the first dose/step in 2010 and the second dosage in 2012 and simply don’t engage in such behavior again, otherwise it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.
 
Several states are already on top of this like Virginia and New Jersey, and apparently now Massachusetts with many more seeing the writing on the wall.
 
Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

Next.  From Buddy Jerry
Judge Napolitano remarks supporting Peter Schiff, an economist running for Senate.  Wouldn't that be a refreshing change, someone in congress who actually knows something about economics.  Hint, no "D" after his name.

 http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=7n2m-X7OIuY


Finally from buddy Buck.  Have no idea where this originated but am sure it is a viral powerhouse.  The good ones usually are. This one exactly for the faint of heart, but then again, if you are faint of heart you shouldn't be hanging around these parts anyway...


WHAT TIGER SHOULD HAVE SAID
To my wife, I'm sorry. I fucked up but I'm not changing so
you'll either                                    
need to put up with this shit or I'll stroke you the check
I agreed to in                                            
the pre-nup....sorry.                                     
                                                           
To my fans, get over it. Where I stick my dick is none of 
your business. If                                        
you care....sorry. I don't need any of you in order to    
make 10 times in one                                      
year what you'll make in a career. I promise to continue  
to hit 8 irons from                                       
210 yards to within 10' of the hole and drop puts that you
couldn't read in                                          
a million years. If that's not good enough for you, go    
watch tennis.                                             
                                                           
To the media. You cocksuckers are the only ones more      
two-faced than I am.                                      
Kissing my ass for all those years and then ripping me    
every chance you've                                       
had since Thanksgiving. Fuck all ya'll. I'm glad I don't  
have to take the                                          
time to sit and answer the same bullshit questions over   
and over again.                                           
                                                           
To the other golfers. Kiss my cablanasian ass! You        
motherfuckers come out                                    
ripping me when I've put more fucking money in your       
pockets than you could                                    
count. You think anyone's been paying to see              
Jesper-fucking-Parnavik? Give                             
me a fucking break. I'm almost tempted to give up golf    
just to punish you                                        
guys but I think it's going to be more fun to practice for
the next few                                              
weeks and get back to making you all my bitches.          
                                                           
That's all I got today folks.....see ya at Augusta !....Oh
and Bambi, if                                             
you're listening I'll meet you at the Ritz in 45 minutes.