Take the test:  You might be a liberal “BUThead”                  
                                                                    if you believe

1. that tax and licensing records of a plumber in Ohio are pertinent to a Presidential campaign BUT the still unreleased college records of the Democrat candidate don’t warrant journalistic curiosity.
    
2. that Todd Palin, a free citizen who had a passing association with the Independence Party of Alaska is newsworthy BUT career politician and Democrat Presidential nominee Obama, is boasted as a success story of the Illinois Socialist New Party and it is not an issue.
    
3. Obama, a constitutional scholar”, ours presumably, believes healthcare is a right BUT nothing of the sort is even mentioned, let alone enumerated, in the constitution.   
    
4. that someone can attend a church for 20 years BUT for nothing more than political convenience can abandon that belief system in a matter of weeks.
    
5. a candidate can transcend race BUT routinely accuse his critics of racism.
    
6. that even if only 40% of Americans actually pay fed income tax BUT 95% of all Americans can get a tax cut - - and it’s not socialist wealth redistribution.
    
7. Obama is a product of Chicago politics BUT will clean up Washington politics.
    
8. Obama’s record proves he never has BUT will work across the aisle 
    
9. Obama is anywhere near mainstream pro choice BUT voted, repeatedly, for partial birth abortion and against bills to protect botched abortion survivors (some of us use the old fashioned term: “babies”)
    
10. Obama downplays his ties with ACORN and his website says “…never worked for ACORN”  - - BUT the U.S. Dept of Justice listed him Attorney of record representing ACORN in a lawsuit, he paid them $800,000 for fees during the primaries, and trained the Chicago chapter as a community organizer. (ACORN is currently under investigation for voter registration irregularities in 12, mostly battleground, states, so far.  A BUThead might call this a coincidence)
     

Butitis is curable and preventable.  Send this to your fence-sitting friends.  Lords knows there’s already enough “BUTheads” out there willing to overlook this partial list of verifiable contradictions.  If the truth matters, BUTheads should lose.